(Novel, 203 pages, 1.2 MB PDF)

You know that Haulden Caufield is going to be okay. Brian, on the other hand--not so much.

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Earl invented the Bluelight Special during the Summer of Love. Now he wants a second chance at life.

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(Short Story)

Ernie tells it like it is. Or not. Take his advice. Or not. You're better off meeting Ernie here than at his office, which is the formica counter of the Eat Here Diner. It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.

(Short Story)

Nothing hurts a lion more than when he loses his pride. Life nails you to the ground. New story, same as the last. You try to tell the kids, but they just don't feel the need to listen. Fuckers figure they'll live forever. Having trouble sorting your life out? Try being a lion, for chrissakes.

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